i got you, baby: Archive

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ok

A - everyone hates me and ignores me when i leave some message in their askbox, or B - tumblr hates me and don’t let anyone get my messages

Jan 31st

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make a joke: lose a follower
post photo of self: lose a follower
reply to an ask: lose a follower
blink: lose a follower
exist: lose a follower

Jan 29th

30,328 notes

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 *le me jumps up and down around the house.
Me: HE SAID THAT HE LOVES HER DEAR GOD HE LOVES HER I NEVER DOUBTED IT NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND BUT HE SAID IT WITH ACTUAL WORDS THAT CAME FROM HIS MOUTH THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE OTHER THAN WHEN THEY'LL BE ENDGAME AND HAVE PERFECT LITTLE BABIES 
Dad: What are you talking about?
 *le me shows the Canadian promo to dad.
Dad: HE SAID IT I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME HE SAID IT IT'S SO GOOD TO HEAR THOSE WORDS AGAIN I KNEW YOU CAN DO IT STEFAN I KNEW IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR CHARACTER CAN MAKE ME SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL BUT YOU'RE SO FLAWLESS
Mom: OMG DAMON SAID HE LOVES HER TOO
Dad: Shut up.

Jan 29th

70 notes

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

11 notes

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me: hi

photoshop: no

Jan 28th

15,222 notes

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Jan 28th

8 notes

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Jan 27th

7 notes

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Jan 26th

92 notes

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Jan 26th

469 notes

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Remember when I had a quality blog?

Yeah, no, I don’t either.

Jan 26th

72 notes

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Jan 25th

469 notes

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Jan 24th

28,974 notes

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Jan 24th

4,220 notes

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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables

Jan 24th

63,444 notes

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Jan 23rd

10 notes

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Reblog if it's okay to be friends with you, ask...

Jan 22nd

170,948 notes

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Jan 22nd

13 notes

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Jan 22nd

35 notes

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Jan 22nd

142 notes

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LOL, WTF MOM

Me: Mom, look. In the USA and Canada you can buy Someday with this amazing new look for only $55, while here in Brazil it's with that old look and it's R$258 (something like $146,44).
Mom: What's a "Someday"?
Me: A perfume.
Mom: Mm...
Me: It's this. ~showing this (http://secretperfumaria.com.br/product_images/uploaded_images/some.jpg) picture for her~
Mom: ~looks at Justin~ Oh, but wait, to have THIS here I will pay anything it costs!
Me: MOM! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PERFUME!
Mom: Oh, sorry honey.

Jan 22nd

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